ohhellnoah: “WHADDAYA SAY, ZACHARY? YOU WANNA GO FOR A PASTRAMI ON RYE AFTER THIS? MAYBE A NICE KNISH?” “OY, THE WAY THEY PILE ON THE PASTRAMI. YOU’D HAVE TO BE BUILT LIKE A HORSE TO EAT ALL OF THAT. I COULD GO FOR A HOT BOWL OF KREPLACH, THOUGH.” “MARJORIE MAKES THE BEST KREPLACH IN THE CITY. THE BEST.” “WITH SOME KASHA VARNISHKES ON THE SIDE, IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT.” “EHHH?” “EHHHHHH?” “I CAN’T HEAR YOU, MY DAMN HEARING AID’S ON THE FRITZ.” “OY GEVALT. LET’S JUST CALL IT A NIGHT AND GO HOME AND SOAK OUR FEET IN EPSOM SALTS. MY BUNION’S ACTING UP. JAY LENO’S ON IN TEN MINUTES. HE’S GOT THE GIRL ON WITH THE WHAT’S IT CALLED, IN THE THING.” “WHO DOESN’T LOVE THE GIRL IN THE THING? WHERE’S THE DAMN WAITER? I GOT A CASE OF THE RUNS THAT WON’T QUIT.” “YOU COULD DROP DEAD BEFORE THEY NOTICE YOU IN THIS PLACE.” “DID YOU CALL ME A HOPHEAD?” “ZZZZZZZ.”

ohhellnoah:

“WHADDAYA SAY, ZACHARY? YOU WANNA GO FOR A PASTRAMI ON RYE AFTER THIS? MAYBE A NICE KNISH?”

“OY, THE WAY THEY PILE ON THE PASTRAMI. YOU’D HAVE TO BE BUILT LIKE A HORSE TO EAT ALL OF THAT. I COULD GO FOR A HOT BOWL OF KREPLACH, THOUGH.”

“MARJORIE MAKES THE BEST KREPLACH IN THE CITY. THE BEST.”

“WITH SOME KASHA VARNISHKES ON THE SIDE, IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT.”

“EHHH?”

“EHHHHHH?”

“I CAN’T HEAR YOU, MY DAMN HEARING AID’S ON THE FRITZ.”

“OY GEVALT. LET’S JUST CALL IT A NIGHT AND GO HOME AND SOAK OUR FEET IN EPSOM SALTS. MY BUNION’S ACTING UP. JAY LENO’S ON IN TEN MINUTES. HE’S GOT THE GIRL ON WITH THE WHAT’S IT CALLED, IN THE THING.”

“WHO DOESN’T LOVE THE GIRL IN THE THING? WHERE’S THE DAMN WAITER? I GOT A CASE OF THE RUNS THAT WON’T QUIT.”

“YOU COULD DROP DEAD BEFORE THEY NOTICE YOU IN THIS PLACE.”

“DID YOU CALL ME A HOPHEAD?”

“ZZZZZZZ.”

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