ohhellnoah: DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT, QUINTO. HAROLD AND SHITSTER WERE BAD ENOUGH BUT THIS IS THE LAST STRAW. relax, buddy. it’s my friend’s baby. YEAH, RIGHT. I SAW YOUR LETTER TO SANTA. SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES OF “MR. ZACHARY PINE + MR. CHRISTOPHER QUINTO + BABY MAKES THREE”? …that was private. ALL I’M SAYING IS THAT IF THERE’S A BABY UNDER THE TREE, I’M WRAPPING HIM IN SOMETHING STRIPEY, PUTTING A “RETURN TO SENDER” STICKER ON HIS HEAD, AND LEAVING HIM ON THE ROOF.

ohhellnoah:

DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT, QUINTO. HAROLD AND SHITSTER WERE BAD ENOUGH BUT THIS IS THE LAST STRAW.

relax, buddy. it’s my friend’s baby.

YEAH, RIGHT. I SAW YOUR LETTER TO SANTA. SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES OF “MR. ZACHARY PINE + MR. CHRISTOPHER QUINTO + BABY MAKES THREE”?

…that was private.

ALL I’M SAYING IS THAT IF THERE’S A BABY UNDER THE TREE, I’M WRAPPING HIM IN SOMETHING STRIPEY, PUTTING A “RETURN TO SENDER” STICKER ON HIS HEAD, AND LEAVING HIM ON THE ROOF.

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